Yesterday on a whim I decided to Google my name to see what would show up in the results. Here’s what I found.
The top result was a link to the various videos I have uploaded on YouTube over the past few years. These are mainly videos of my son that I have wanted to share with family or videos of my son’s trains which he likes to film. There’s also a sweet little clip of him singing Boney M’s “Brown girl in the ring” which I had totally forgotten about.
Then there’s links to my Twitter page and my Linked in profile (which must be very out of date as I have not looked at it in years). The rest of the first page of results gives links to various sites that provide information on company directorships. I have been a director of two companies in the past and so it is not surprising that my name comes up in relation to these on a web search.
So far so good. I then clicked to see the second page of results. To my surprise, I saw my name on a PDF document on the Lambeth council website. What could this be? I clicked to open it and saw that it was a list of the candidates for the last local council elections, together with the names of “proposer, seconder and assenters”. To my shock, I found my name listed as the “assenter” of the Ukip candidate. Impossible! How could this be?
I thought back and remembered answering the doorbell one day to an Afro-Caribbean man who said he wanted to put his name forward as a candidate for the local council elections and that he needed to get a certain number of signatures from local residents in order to get his name on the ballot paper. He sounded very humble and sincere. I remember asking him what kind of policies he would put forward as a candidate and what he stood for. I don’t recall exactly what he said in response but it all sounded very worthy and commendable. No mention of immigration, no mention of the EU, and certainly no mention of Ukip. It would have been churlish to have refused his request so I signed and wished him luck, then I promptly forgot about the matter until yesterday. One of my neighbours was similarly conned as I saw her name on the list of “assenters” too.
And so now I have my name officially on record as a Ukip supporter. Anyone who knows me knows just how far from Ukip my political views are. I am, after all, an immigrant to this country. My worry is that potential future employers might do a quick Google search on me and find this incriminating document. What to do?
Should I write to Lambeth council to complain about this and ask for my name to be removed? I doubt if it is possible to change public records after the fact. Someone suggested I should contact Google and ask them to remove the link. Again, I am not sure that Google would remove a link to a bona fide public record published by a government body.
My solution to the problem is to write this blog in the hope that it will show up first in any Google search of my name and act as a rebuttal. May this also act as a warning to all of you not to sign any documents from strangers on your doorstep!